CNNMoney.com reports that the Teamsters union has put Coca-Cola and its largest bottler (Coca-Cola Enterprises, or CCE) “on notice” after CCE announced it would be cutting some of its unionized jobs to save money.

But the International Brotherhood of Teamsters isn’t speaking from what you’d call the moral high ground. Click here to read the settlement the union signed during its Overnite unionization campaign — and what the union agreed it wouldn’t do.

And if you don’t have time to read the whole thing, don’t fret. Through the magic of the Stephen Colbert “On Notice Generator”, we’ve put the Teamsters “on notice” ourselves, listing only those tactics sworn off by the union in its Overnite settlement.